Microservices come with promises of scalability, reliability, and autonomy. But if everything is so rosy, how come the only success stories we hear about are at places like Netflix or Uber? I've spent countless hours working on all kinds of microservice systems to come up with the definitive top 5 tips to ensure your microservices become complete disasters. Join me on a tour of insanity through some of the worst ways to make distributed mistakes. Check out our new channel: NDC Clips: @ndcclips Check out more of our featured speakers and talks at https://ndcconferences.com/ https://ndclondon.com/