Developers shouldn't work faster and more effectively, they should work harder. Too much energy is spent learning how to improve and not enough is spend crushing every hour with manual repetitive tasks to get the job done. This tongue in cheek session takes a look at 10 development tools/projects/products, explaining what they do and how they 'supposedly' help your development practices. Fear not, padawans, I'll uncover what these vendors, and project owners don't want you to know about how they're ruining your development environments and rotting your development projects from the core. We'll cover JIRA, Confluence, Tomcat/TomEE, JRebel, XRebel, Arquillian, JBoss Forge, IntelliJ, Jenkins, and Gradle.